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Sunday, February 10, 2008

Obama and Osama are related...

Hi again... After a long 2 days... i didn't post anything these past 2 days as i was a bit tired after all the visiting and parties going on. Yesterday my family had a party in my Godfather's house in Chua Chu Kang and on Friday we had a party in my house where all the relatives on my father's side came over to eat dinner.

I came across this newspaper called IN. I think this newspaper only goes out to the students in secondary school. Each class receives their newspapers during their first lessons every fortnight. At the back of this newspaper there are a few Q & As and some or the questions are:

1. Is Obama related to Osama?
About 25% of the people asked said yes... How stupid can they be?????
2. How are Hilary and Bill Clinton related?
About 20% said Brother and Sister, 15% said Not Related at all... Really, some people have like half their brain chopped off.

These questions are asked worldwide. So it really is like people are really quite stupid. Probably like 50% of the people who said the correct answer is from America.

And there is a show in America telling us how stupid americans can be. Some of their questions are:

1. Name a country which starts with a U.
Ans: Yugoslavia, Utah ( Its not a country ).
2. Whats the religion of Israel?
Ans: Israeli, Muslim, Islamic, Catholic.
3. Who won the Vietnam War?
Ans: We did.(As in USA). She then asks her friend, " Were we even in the Vietnam War?"
4. How many sides does a triangle have?
Ans: 4, There's no sides (...........), 1
5. What is the currency used in the United Kingdom?
Ans: Possibly American money, Queen Elizabeth money (????)
6. Kofi Annan is a drink. True or False?
Ans: Kofi is a drink
7. Whos Tony Blair?
Ans: I don't even know... a skater, an actor.
8. Which countries are in the Axis of Evil?
Ans: California, New York, Jeruselem, Florida
9. What is a mosque?
Ans: An animal
10. How many kidneys does a person have?
Ans: 1
11. Star Wars is based on a true story. True or False?
Ans: True
12. How many Eiffel Towers are there in Paris?
Ans: About 10
13. Where is the Berlin Wall?
Ans: Israel
Theres also a question where the guy has a map of the world but the names of the countries are changed. eg Iraq is Singapore. People say the names which USA should invade next and they have to pin a number on the country. They look for the names of the country and pin the number. One guy says Iran and sees Iran as Australia and pins it there. Another one says North Korea and pins North Korea as Australia then he says, "You know what it's amazing cause i realised just now that North Korea (Australia) is a lot larger than South Korea (Tazmania) i didn't know it was large like that!" HAHA...

The video is below.




Theres another video where a guy has a few pictures of famous landmarks such as the Leaning Tower or Pisa, Eiffel Tower, Taj Mahal and the Great Wall of China. He shows these pictures to people along the streets and asks them to name these landmarks. Once they have named them (They don't get it right of course) he then tells them that they are in different parts or Australia and they believe him. One of the pictures is Mount Rushmore in USA but then he tells them that it is Australia and that the one in USA is a copy. Another picture is The Great Wall of China, he tells them its also in Austalia. The person questions him of course since its call the Great Wall of 'CHINA'. He then says that China is a city next to Darwin...

The video is below




Thats all for today. I beat my record of the longest post. Tired from writing. BB

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