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Thursday, August 14, 2008

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Alright. So theres this person on my tagboard. Who da hell are you???????????
SERIOUSLY.

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Anyway, whole class and 3B1 had to stay back after school to write this kind of like thank you cards for teachers cause teachers day is coming. Sim How Chong also showed us pictures of like dumb answers you know like really stupid answers. Ill give you an example. Hold on.

Proof that girls are evil:

First we state that “girls require time and money.”

Girl = Time x Money

And as we all know “time is money.”
Time = Money

And because “money is the root of all evil.”
Money = sqrt(Evil)

Originally we have:
Girl = Time x Money

And now we substitue everything in, we get:
Girl = Money x MoneyGirl
= sqrt(Evil) x sqrt(Evil)Girl
= (sqrt(Evil))^2

Girl = Evil

and we also have the guys:

Proof that men are 3 times more evil:

First we state that men need time, money, girl and sex.Men = Time x Money x Girl x Sex

We all know “time is money.”
Time = Money

Therefore:Men = Money x Money x Girl x Sex

And we all know to many men:
Girl = Sex

As for men’s proof showing “girls are evil”
So Girl = Evil then,
Evil = Sex
Men = Money x Money x Evil x Evil

Men = Money^2 x Evil^2

And because “money is the root of all evil.”
Men = (sqrt(Evil))^2 x Evil^2Men = Evil x Evil^2Men
= Evil^3

Men’s proof:Girl = Evil

Girl’s proof:Men = Evil^3

The ^ means square and the sqrt means square root not the other word ah guys.

There are many more but im trying to find them. Ill put them up the next time.

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