Day And Age

Do you know what day it is today?!
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Haha i took this from my sister's blog(:
http://oncgnt.wordpress.com/

Because I thrive on these moments when I can embarrass my brother… And while he waits for the actual present to make its way to his part of Asia-Pacific:
1) Cheeseball Toadbrains is his alter ego (Vanessa is Squeazit; I am Goober).
2) He is also known as Brandon Thirsty.
3) He had three girlfriends in kindergarten.
4) And we named a lizard in our house after one of them.
5) He has a wonderful sense of humour - it constantly disarms me.
6) He groped a mannequin’s backside when he was four.
7) His Chinese is worse than mine.
8) In primary school, he gave himself a haircut that was uneven, ridiculous and too short - Mum could not salvage it.
9) He slouches.
10) He physically abuses me!
11) Most of the time, he lives like a prince.
12) He can operate our washing machine, which is knowledge I have not grasped.
13) He is a prefect in ACS - could he be more different from his siblings?
14) As a child, he walked around the house without any clothes on, like it was no big deal.
15) He used to be afraid of watching Scooby-Doo.
16) He celebrates his birthday today - HAPPY SWEET SIXTEEN!

Thank you!!!

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Anyway, since im a the mood of stating for facts about myself. Here goes!(:

1) I set off the fire alarm once in my school cause i was being punished and my head ACCIDENTALLY hit the button.
2) I have a gay alter ego in school(:
3) I exercise in the toilet.
4) I dont use my hands when eating oily food like chicken unless really needed.
5) I love pork ribs.
6) I think i have a fat ass.
7) A lamp shade (glass) dropped on my head while i was sleeping and i didnt notice until my sisters woke me up cause it was bleeding slightly.
8) Im the tallest in my family.
9) I think im adopted cause im unusually tall.
10) Im partially OCD (You'll see why later)
11) I havent passed Chinese since Primary 3. Occasionally i get lucky and i pass.
12) I've almost been knocked down two times in the exact same location.
13) United Square is my second home.
14) I locked my monitor in the metal cupboard last year.
15) My pants was pulled down in class last year. (Stupid Philip Chin)
16) Im finally 16!!!!!!

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And being OCD(: (From my Ollie's blog once again.

1) Christopher cannot eat rice when there is food that requires him to use both hands, like shelled prawns - he does not like a sticky spoon.
2) Christopher eats sweets two at a time, so he will, whenever possible, have an even number left over.
3) Christopher must have the television volume at even numbers, except ‘5′, ‘15′, ‘25′, et cetera.
4) Christopher and I put great effort into ensuring things are parallel and perpendicular.

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And thats it! Thank you everyone for wishing me Happy Birthday!!!(: