Sunday Bloody Sunday...

School tomorrow... Tennis tomorrow... Snore....

Obama and Osama are related...

Hi again... After a long 2 days... i didn't post anything these past 2 days as i was a bit tired after all the visiting and parties going on. Yesterday my family had a party in my Godfather's house in Chua Chu Kang and on Friday we had a party in my house where all the relatives on my father's side came over to eat dinner.

I came across this newspaper called IN. I think this newspaper only goes out to the students in secondary school. Each class receives their newspapers during their first lessons every fortnight. At the back of this newspaper there are a few Q & As and some or the questions are:

1. Is Obama related to Osama?
About 25% of the people asked said yes... How stupid can they be?????
2. How are Hilary and Bill Clinton related?
About 20% said Brother and Sister, 15% said Not Related at all... Really, some people have like half their brain chopped off.

These questions are asked worldwide. So it really is like people are really quite stupid. Probably like 50% of the people who said the correct answer is from America.

And there is a show in America telling us how stupid americans can be. Some of their questions are:

1. Name a country which starts with a U.
Ans: Yugoslavia, Utah ( Its not a country ).
2. Whats the religion of Israel?
Ans: Israeli, Muslim, Islamic, Catholic.
3. Who won the Vietnam War?
Ans: We did.(As in USA). She then asks her friend, " Were we even in the Vietnam War?"
4. How many sides does a triangle have?
Ans: 4, There's no sides (...........), 1
5. What is the currency used in the United Kingdom?
Ans: Possibly American money, Queen Elizabeth money (????)
6. Kofi Annan is a drink. True or False?
Ans: Kofi is a drink
7. Whos Tony Blair?
Ans: I don't even know... a skater, an actor.
8. Which countries are in the Axis of Evil?
Ans: California, New York, Jeruselem, Florida
9. What is a mosque?
Ans: An animal
10. How many kidneys does a person have?
Ans: 1
11. Star Wars is based on a true story. True or False?
Ans: True
12. How many Eiffel Towers are there in Paris?
Ans: About 10
13. Where is the Berlin Wall?
Ans: Israel
Theres also a question where the guy has a map of the world but the names of the countries are changed. eg Iraq is Singapore. People say the names which USA should invade next and they have to pin a number on the country. They look for the names of the country and pin the number. One guy says Iran and sees Iran as Australia and pins it there. Another one says North Korea and pins North Korea as Australia then he says, "You know what it's amazing cause i realised just now that North Korea (Australia) is a lot larger than South Korea (Tazmania) i didn't know it was large like that!" HAHA...

The video is below.




Theres another video where a guy has a few pictures of famous landmarks such as the Leaning Tower or Pisa, Eiffel Tower, Taj Mahal and the Great Wall of China. He shows these pictures to people along the streets and asks them to name these landmarks. Once they have named them (They don't get it right of course) he then tells them that they are in different parts or Australia and they believe him. One of the pictures is Mount Rushmore in USA but then he tells them that it is Australia and that the one in USA is a copy. Another picture is The Great Wall of China, he tells them its also in Austalia. The person questions him of course since its call the Great Wall of 'CHINA'. He then says that China is a city next to Darwin...

The video is below




Thats all for today. I beat my record of the longest post. Tired from writing. BB

Happy Chinese New Year!!!

Happy Chinese New Year!!! We went visiting today, my family and I. First we went to my uncle's house, from my mother's side, to eat lunch. Then we went to visit my aunties and uncles from my father's side. We cleared the Thomson area first then we went to Bukit Timah. Half of my family stays at Thomson area so its very convenient. Tomorrow we are going to Ang Mo Kio then to Marine Parade and Siglap. For lunch tomorrow, we are going to my uncle's house in Siglap. But before that maybe we are going Ang Mo Kio to visit my auntie. Or if not, then after lunch. But before lunch, we are confirm going to Marine Parade to visit my aunt. My relatives from my father's side are coming over to my house for dinner. We are closer to my father's side than my mother's side. Well, im tired from visiting so i think ill end off here fot today. Happy Chinese New Year again...

Chinese New Year Eve...

WAHOO... tomorrow is Chinese New Year!!! Today's reunion dinner sucked... no steamboat. Instead we had some fried rice leftover from today's lunch where my friend and i could not finish. We also had chicken also leftover from lunch, the fishball with meat in it. i dunno how to spell. i think its like fu chao fishball. We had abalone, beef, prawn fritters, springrolls and soup with the fishballs in it. We usually have steamboat like every year but this year my sister (Poo-Neh i know you are looking at this!!!) borrowed the steamboat for some party or whatever. Grrrr... First time i ate a reunion dinner that didn't make me full at all. No appetite when theres no steamboat.

Today my friends came also. We ate fried rice and chicken. Thats why we had the leftovers. I met them at Novena. Then we went to Long John Silvers for breakfast. All of us had this Turkey Chicken Sandwich. SO DAMN BIG... I couldnt finish mine. But it was nice anyway. After we ate we went to my house to play Xbox360, played Halo, Top Spin 2, and some other stuff. When they were leaving to wait for one of their mothers to pick them up and drop them at Serangoon MRT, i followed them to United Square because i needed to buy ingredients for cocktails which im gonna make. Just to let u know, the cocktails turned out to taste like shit. Dammit. Well... Ill learn from my mistakes. (Ahem, Ahem, Ollie and Poo-Neh. Ahem Ahem...)

Tomorrow my family has to go to my uncle's house for lunch. Then we are going visiting. So its gonna be a tiring day. Then my father's side of relatives are coming to my house for dinner on the second day. As usual. We have it every year and then my mother will make her trademark Popiah. The way i eat the popiah is very weird. I only add the chinese sausage, egg, peanuts, and the sweet sauce. I like it that way. I have never ever tried the main ingredient the turnip, carrot and many other stuff mixed together thing. Dunno what its called. Well... Im looking forward for tomorrow, cause im gonna get big fat loads of Ang Pows. Well thats what i hope ill get. Write again tomorrow...

(And about the previous post saying that the reunion dinner was gonna be shiokers... Well... thats is obviously not true right now....)

Happy Ash "Wednesday"!!!

Today is Ash "Wednesday" wahoo!!! ........... whatever... um... went to church today to serve mass. Im an alter server also by the way. Like im a prefect also by the way... I joined because my parents forced me to. But it turned out okay. But then now, they want me to leave because of this whole conspiracy that the chairman and the present vice chairman, Gabriel and Gerard Charles (Yes, they are both brothers and they both are the most powerful in this alter servers group) , stole some stuff, like sweets and whatever crap from CHEERS! opposit Novena. And they have like a stash somewhere. Who the hell would steal sweets from CHEERS!?????? And there was one time police came to Novena and questioned Gerard and some other people for smoking or whatever, thats what they say. Anyway, when Gabriel became chairman, a few people left the servers because they didn't like him. The few people include the previous vice chairman before Gerard, and he was elected at the same time a Gabriel. So the servers now is like really screwed up and my parents and my sister want me to leave. But the problem is that i've gotten used to the servers and if i leave then it will really feel like shit. Some people there are nice too. My parents also want to switch to a parish church like Risen Christ because they feel like that if something happens to them then a parish priest will be there to help the family and whatever.

Tomorrow is CNY eve and my friends are coming to my house to play Xbox360. So wahoo... And my family's reunion dinner is gonna be shiokers... so wahoo about that too... Um... Since there is nothin' to talk about now.... BB

Two days before CNY...

Very tired today. After this post in gonna go to sleep... Today went for tennis and came back at 6.30pm. Then i watched Kinship on Channel 8. For dinner there was egg, fried fish and pork. The pork is the one which u can buy at the market at the char siew rice stall the one with the crispy skin on the top and with fats in between. Tired of having the same things for dinner already. I also watched Heroes according to Channel 5. Quite a cool episode. Leaving me with a lot of questions and leaves my mind thinking. Tomorrow is CNY celebration in school. Its still full day in school but with half day lessons. After recess theres gonna be a CNY celebration. I'm supposed to help usher the students in and whatever. Im a prefect by the way. Who would ever think that i would become a prefect. In primary school, my conduct for Pri 1 to Pri 3 was always fair. Then in Pri 3 it became good. Then after a while it became very good and it has stayed like that for the rest of the time i have been in school. Maybe thats why i became a prefect... Such a tiring job... but fun at times. My family is having our reunion dinner on Wednesday. Wait... tomorrow is Ash Wednesday. Its supposed to be on Wed but it changed to tuesday because no one would ever fast on CNY eve. I need to go to church tomorrow. Wait... I have to cancel my tuition too! Wahoo... Chinese tuition so boring. Half the time i staring into blank space. Gotta get up early for school tomorrow so i'm ending off here. BB...

No Way Out...

Whew... Third post today and forth post so far i think. Really have nothing to do today. People coming over to my house on Wednesday, Chinese New Year Eve, to play Xbox360. Watch TV just now. American Choppers. They made some cool chopper for this helicopter company in USA. This whole day I've been on the laptop for the whole of today. Since we've nothing to talk about now... No Way Out...

NO WAY OUT.
17 Feb 2008, Sunday



MATCHES:
John Cena vs Randy Orton (WWE Championship Match) Go Cena!!!

Rey Mysterio vs Edge (World Heayweight Championship Match) Go Mysterio!!!



Smackdown & ECW Elimination Chamber

Raw Elimination Chamber

Ric Flair vs Mr Kennedy (Career Threatening Match (again...))



Smackdown & ECW Elimination Chamber winner gets an opportunity at WrestleMania for World Heavyweight Championship. Batista vs Big Daddy V vs Undertaker vs The Great Khali vs MVP vs Finlay. Hope Batista will win. MVP is gonna get so screwed against these wrestlers.


Raw Elimination Chamber winner gets an opportunity at WrestleMania for the WWE Championship. Triple H vs HBK Shawn Michaels vs Jeff Hardy vs Chris Jericho vs JBL vs Umaga. Don;t know who i want to win in this Elimination Chamber. Just as long as it isn't JBL or Umaga.

Thats all for NO WAY OUT. This is probably the longest and biggest post so far. There will be much longer and bigger ones to come like when WrestleMania approaches. Plently of pictures too. Stole them from wwe.com. Should be legal anyway. For more details go to the link on the right columns and go to WWE under Links. Time to go. This will 100% be the last post of the day. 3 post a day is the max. Today is an exeption since i have nothin' to do. Till next time...

Sunday Blues...

School tomorrow...Tennis tomorrow...

Second Post...

Went to Novena Today. Came home and went on Youtube again. Then went to Movie6 (Go to the "Movies" link) and watched The Southpark Movie. Theres a replay of WWE Smackdown today at 1.00pm. Watched that episode already. The Smackdown before the royal rumble according to Singapore viewings. Royal Rumble has already passed, it was shown last Sunday. **Spoiler Alert!** (If you dont know what happend then dont look) Suprise entrance by John Cena in number 30 and won the Rumble Rumble by eliminating Triple H. FU over the ropes. And Hornswoggle stayed under the ring for 24 minutes 36 seconds. Until he came out and eliminated The Miz. Dont know how he did it. Miz sucks anyway. Then Big Daddy V and Mark Henry were about to manhandle him until Finlay came and beat both of them up with his shillelagh and got himself disqualified. He the escorted Hornswoggle out. So actually Hornswoggle didn't get eliminated at all. Well, next WWE PPV is No Way Out.



John Cena won Royal Rumble. Look above... He was supposed to be still injured for like 6 more months. When i heard that he won i was like Huh... I wanted Batista to win so that he could go after the World Heavyweight Championship, now with Edge (Idiot who "loves" Vicky Guerrero (Bleah). But John Cena will do. Just as long as he kicks Randy Orton ass and win back the WWE Championship. Randy Orton is a bastard anyway.

Chris Jericho lost to JBL, by DQ. Jericho hit JBL with a stick or something (Good Job!)

Rey Mysterio lost to Edge. Shit...

Jeff Hardy lost to Randy Orton. Who cares...Hardy already Swanton Bomb Orton 30 feet in the air almost killed Orton and nearly killed himself too...

MVP lost to Ric Flair. Woooooooooo........ Career Threatening Match. Ric Flair 16 time Champion, Hall of Famer, if Ric Flair is forced to retire, he will leave knowing that he will never be forgotten. Ric Flair's legacy will never die.

Enough talking about WWE now. Configured my blog page today. Put in the picture behind the blog name and the WWE logo. Go D-Generation X!

Nothing else now. Write again next time...

First Post...

First Post ever... Dunno what to say... My stupid burst blood vessel or capillary or whatever still havent heal yet. Tomorrow need to go to Novena for mass at 8.30. So early. Went on Youtube earlier and watched WWE continously for 4 hours. WWE rules!... Nothing else to say now... Its 1.00 on my clock. Got to go to bed. Only have 6 and a half hours to sleep. Goodbye...